There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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