Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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