omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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