there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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