Three words: puerto rican gang bang
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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