Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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