I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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