Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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