I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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