Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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