I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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