Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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