it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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