Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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