we're blogging at a bar
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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