So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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