Will you blow on my dice?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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