I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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