I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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