Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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