i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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