fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You smell like stripper and shame
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Randomize
