Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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