i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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