Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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