Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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