It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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