i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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