I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dignity is for republicans.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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