small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
