Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We left the knife in your bed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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