I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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