also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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