You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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