dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm at about main and main street
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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