i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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