sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I currently don't understand fingers.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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