My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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