Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
When are your genitals available?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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