i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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