do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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