my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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