:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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