So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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