Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
This is classic penis vs brain.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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