I'm really into asian looking animals
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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