This girl is more easily done than said...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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