Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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