And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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