Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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