If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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