I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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