I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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