Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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