pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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